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Oh, hey, Sass.
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How's it going with Joan?
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Awesome.
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She had to go back to L.A. for
a bit, but we had a great week.
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Yeah. Smelled some
nice dinners...
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Oh, my God, did you two
do it or not?
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Hey, first of all,
I respect women.
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That's a big no.
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Pinkus is here.
He just pulled up.
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I'm sorry, who or what
is a Pinkus?
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He's my old Lehman bro.
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The junior associate
I heroically gave my pants to
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before I died.
Hi.
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Welcome to Woodstone.
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I also gave him
my boxers.
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Mm. A decision that haunts
us to this very day.
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You must be Mr. Pinkus.
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Oh, please, call me Adam.
This is my daughter, Abby.
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Hi.
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Mazel, Pinkus.
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I thought it might've
been a young wife,
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which also would've
earned a mazel,
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but daughter's
even better.
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Dad, you okay?
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It's, uh, emotional
to be here.
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Aw, my boy's
verklempt.
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That means
getting choked up.
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25 years ago,
a good friend of mine
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passed away on this property.
Trevor Lefkowitz.
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Of course. We had his memorial
here a couple years ago.
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After they fished his skull
out of the lake.
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I know.
I was away on business,
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so I couldn't make it,
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but I wanted to come up
and pay my respects.
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Sam, tell him Tara Reid
was at my memorial.
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In case you were wondering
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if anyone famous
was at the memorial...
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Smooth.
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...Tara Reid was there.
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Wow. Tara Reid came?
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Who's Tara Reid?
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Pinkus, seriously, what
kind of parenting is this?
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She's an actress.
She was in American Pie.
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It's a '90s comedy
about a group of friends
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who try and lose
their virginity.
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Incredible movie.
Sounds dumb.
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Eh? Hit a little
too close to home? Hmm?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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What's going on here?
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Sam had her phone
make a slideshow
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of her and Jay's
entire relationship.
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She's forcing
everyone to watch,
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and now, it's Jay's turn
to pretend he's interested.
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Aw, that time
you bought me jeans?
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Remember, after that,
we got chicken.
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It's
a precious memory.
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Ah, and there's the chicken.
And another angle of it.
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And another.
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Edit your
photos, Sam.
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It's too bad ghosts
can't look back
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on their relationships
like this.
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I wish I had a montage
of all my time with Donna.
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I mean, before
I found out she was a murderer.
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Oh, right,
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your Caribbean girlfriend.
I forgot about Donna.
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How did it go when you finally
ended things with her?
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Um, well, we, uh,
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haven't actually completed
the break-up process.
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You're still
seeing her?
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No, no, I mean, I just--
You know, we never officially
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had any kind of talk,
but it's been a while now.
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I think she gets it.
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Oh, Peter,
you coward.
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You left a guy
at the altar.
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Yeah. To his face.
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Pete, I know that
she's a murderer,
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but you owe it to her
to break up with her in person.
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Pete's ghosting
his girlfriend, Donna.
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The one who offed her husband
with a pitchfork.
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Oh, come on, Pete.
That's bad form, my guy.
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I know she gutted her hubs,
but she's still a person.
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Okay, fine. If Jay thinks
I should talk to her in person,
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that's what I'll do,
because he knows
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what he's talking about,
and he's my best friend.
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And yet, you're the only ghost
he hasn't met.
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Hey, I was
inside of him.
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Why are we still seeing
pictures of chicken?
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And then Trevor
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literally gave me
the pants off his legs
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so I wouldn't have to run back
to the city without any.
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Hero move
for the ages.
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What an amazing story that
I'm only hearing just now
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for the first time.
Well, I didn't know it then,
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but those pants were
about to change my life.
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Dad, I don't think
they want to hear
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our whole entire life story.
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No, we would love
to hear about it.
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Let him tell it, Abby.
Yes, respect your elders
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and their dead
former coworkers.
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In the pocket of those pants
was a phone number.
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That's right.
Laurie Goldstein.
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We dated for a couple weeks.
It went well, but then I died.
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Wow, you literally ghosted her.
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And then after a few days,
when nobody had seen Trevor,
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my dad called the number
to see if they had information.
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And this incredible
woman answered.
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Her name was Laurie Goldstein.
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She looked like
Yasmine Bleeth.
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Anyway, we got to talking, and
one thing led to another and...
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They started dating,
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and then they got married,
and then they had me.
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Unbelievable.
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The pants just keep on giving.
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I can still remember
the night we met.
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She looked like
Yasmine Bleeth.
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Who's Yasmine Bleeth?
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Seriously?
Pinkus, teach this girl.
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You're breaking up
with me?
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It's not you,
it's me.
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I'm also slightly irked
by the fact that you...
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...killed your husband Gerald
in a grisly pitchfork murder.
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Oh, gosh, you heard about that?
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There's a whole TV special
about you.
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They call you
the Slaying Mantis,
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which, as a pun aficionado,
I appreciated,
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but as your boyfriend,
I did not.
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Pete, I swear to you,
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I am innocent.
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Donna, he was killed
with a pitchfork,
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and in the documentary,
they have a picture of you
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posing with
that pitchfork.
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It was for Halloween.
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Gerald and I went as
that old farmer couple
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from the American Gothic
painting.
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If you're innocent, why did you
run off to the Caribbean?
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All the evidence pointed to me.
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The police weren't even
looking at other suspects.
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I didn't know what to do.
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And my miles
were about to expire,
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you know what that's like.
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Well, if you didn't do it,
who did?
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I don't know,
I wasn't there.
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Wait a minute.
I have an idea.
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Gerald was murdered
at our house.
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Maybe he's a ghost.
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Or there's another ghost
who saw it happen.
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You could go and investigate,
like Columbo.
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That's a great idea.
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Donna, I'm gonna
clear your name.
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Oh, and, uh...
just one more thing.
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Yeah?
No, I was doing
Columbo's catchphrase.
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That was pretty good.
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Now, I got to get out of here
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before my wiener
starts to disappear.
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That's kind of
my catchphrase.
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And we talk a lot
about the pants,
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but little known fact, Trevor
also gave me his underwear.
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Oh.
So "your boys
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wouldn't rub up
against his new suit."
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My beautiful words.
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This is the part
where I dip out.
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That's fair.
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Good night, sweetie.
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Dad, let's go on a hike
in the morning.
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Sam said there's
a really nice creek.
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Oh, yeah, it's...
Here we go.
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...magical.
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Buy a thesaurus, woman.
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I'll text you
directions, Abby.
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Sam, ask if the mom
ever still talks about me.
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Because that's not
aggressively weird.
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Just steer the conversation
in that direction.
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So, Adam, uh, what's your wife
up to this weekend?
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Laurie actually passed away
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a couple
years ago.
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Oh, no.
We're sorry, Adam.
That's awful.
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Quick, Samantha, ask him if his
grandmother will be joining us.
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Or maybe a childhood pet?
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Yeah, it's been really hard.
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That's actually
one of the reasons
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I brought Abby up here
this weekend.
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Uh... This is gonna sound crazy.
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On her deathbed,
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Laurie told me something,
something that I didn't know,
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and which I've been
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trying to work up the courage
to share with Abby.
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I am not
Abby's biological father.
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Why is he
telling us this?
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Her real father
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was Trevor Lefkowitz.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
No pants?
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Is what the guy
who is the biological father
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was wearing the night he died,
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it seems like?
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Oh, wow. So, I guess...
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my boys can swim.
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That's your first reaction?
I'm in shock.
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Here you go. Pastrami on rye
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with Russian dressing.
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Thank you so much.
No way.
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I love pastrami on rye.
She must get that from me.
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You think there's
a pastrami gene
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that you passed
down to her?
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Yes, I do.
It's called being Jewish.
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Well, let me know
if you need anything else.
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Wait. Could you...
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ask her some
questions?
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Please, Sam, help me
get to know my daughter.
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I actually have a sec
if you want to do a little
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girl talk gab sesh.
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Oof, that was
a tough start.
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Um, sure.
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Uh... W-Where did
she go to school?
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W-Who was her
first crush?
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Has she seen
The Cutting Edge?
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All the big questions.
So, uh,
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where did you
go to school?
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University
of Pennsylvania.
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Yes. Penn.
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Following in
my footsteps.
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Nice.
What did you study?
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I majored in history
with a minor in French poetry.
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Okay, sounds like she gonna be
living with Pinkus for a while.
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So... are you
dating anyone?
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You ask a lot of questions.
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It's just, uh,
here at Woodstone,
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we like to take the time
to get to know our guests.
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It's sort of what sets us apart.
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In a good way?
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All right.
Who's ready for that hike?
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Yes. I'm just gonna
get my jacket,
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which I got
at REI
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with a gift card a friend
gave me for my birthday.
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Just in case you were wondering.
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Ooh, she burned you. I like her.
Hey, Adam.
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Are you gonna have the talk with
her about Trevor on this hike?
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Yeah, actually, I don't know
if I'm gonna do it this weekend.
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Come on, Pinkus.
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We're just having
such a good trip. I, uh...
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I'll-I'll tell her another time.
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Uh, S-Sam, you got to talk
some sense into him.
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Of course. I'm sure
you know what's best.
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Sam, you got
to talk to Pinkus.
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Convince him to tell her. Abby
has a right to know the truth.
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I don't think it's my place
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to tell Pinkus
how to parent his daughter.
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Well, she's my daughter, too.
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And it would mean
the world to me
250
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:15,355
to be able to see her learn
that I'm her dad.
251
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,257
Sam, please.
252
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,294
I missed out on every major
life moment. Give me this.
253
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,831
Sorry, Trevor. I can't.
254
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,000
Unbelievable.
255
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,739
So, fair warning,
I'm gonna sniff
256
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,706
this pastrami sandwich
pretty seriously.
257
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,009
You can watch
or you can go.
258
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,013
Hello? Anyone here a ghost?
259
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,381
I'm a ghost.
260
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,449
Whoa,
261
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:43,984
did you just cross
a property line?
262
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,453
Yeah. I'm a
non-geographically-bound ghost.
263
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,887
It's very rare and amazing.
264
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,723
But you have a Walkman.
That is cool.
265
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,224
It would be if
I didn't have to listen
266
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,893
to the same album
for all of eternity.
267
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,664
Even Purple Rain gets old
after the millionth listen.
268
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,732
"Let's Go Crazy"? It's too late.
269
00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,802
Okay. Well, anyways,
I'm here investigating a murder
270
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,871
that took place
next door in 1982.
271
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,306
Oh... you're talking
about Gerald.
272
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,474
Yeah, that was a shame.
273
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,775
You were here?
274
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,510
My girlfriend Donna
was blamed for it,
275
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,345
and I'm trying
to prove her innocence.
276
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,913
Did you see anything?
277
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,749
Actually, I saw the whole thing
from my second-floor window.
278
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,117
I was already a ghost, though,
279
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,687
so I couldn't do anything
or call anyone.
280
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,822
But you saw who did it?
Th-This is amazing.
281
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,993
Well,
I have some bad news for you.
282
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,227
It was Donna.
283
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,530
She stabbed him with
a pitchfork, over and over.
284
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,965
It was
pretty gruesome.
285
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,801
I think she was shouting
something, too. What was it?
286
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:38,405
It was, uh... Oh, yeah,
"Die, cheater, die!"
287
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,041
Anyway, she always seemed great
other than that.
288
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,242
How long you guys been dating?
289
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,577
Uh, about a year.
290
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,848
What are you doing?
291
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,684
Since Sam refuses
to talk some sense into Pinkus
292
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,886
over there,
I'm doing it for her.
293
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,287
What do you mean?
I'm texting him
from her phone.
294
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,524
"Sam" is gonna tell Pinkus
295
00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,560
that Abby deserves to know
who her real father is.
296
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,595
Trevor, I don't know
about this.
297
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,699
But while you're in there,
do you see the Papa John's app?
298
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,200
Send.
299
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:08,968
Did he get it?
300
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,537
He doesn't seem to be reacting
301
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,040
to an overreaching text
from an annoying acquaintance.
302
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,943
It went through.
It says "delivered."
303
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,144
Oh, no.
304
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,411
What is it?
305
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,080
I thought I sent it
to Adam Pinkus,
306
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,849
but I sent it to Abby Pinkus.
307
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,051
Why did you do that?
I don't know.
308
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,452
Their names are so close.
309
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,054
Okay. Quick. Throw in
some cinnamon breadsticks
310
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,588
before Sam changes
the passcode again.
311
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,723
Hey, guys.
312
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,893
You seem suspiciously clumped.
313
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,994
Trevor texted Abby
that he's her real father.
314
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,429
What?
315
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,165
Then he was gonna order
cinnamon breadsticks,
316
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,331
which you can complete
if you want,
317
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,500
as an apology
to the Pinkuses.
318
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,902
Trevor, why?
319
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,535
It was an accident.
I meant to text Pinkus.
320
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,839
I'll hit "unsend."
Maybe she hasn't read it yet.
321
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,175
There's an unsend?
What are we even sweating here?
322
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,077
Oh! You just
"haha'd" it?
323
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,780
Oh, why did you "haha" it?
I hit the wrong thing.
324
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,915
She's not good under pressure!
325
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,987
What the hell, Sam?
326
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,789
Doesn't seem like Abby
thought that was funny,
327
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,056
despite the "haha."
328
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,691
I think you meant
to text this to my dad.
329
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,793
I can explain.
330
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,594
But can you?
What's going on?
331
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,829
Sam just sent me this text,
332
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,362
which I think was meant for you,
333
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,631
saying that
she wants you to tell me
334
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,834
Trevor Lefkowitz
is my real dad,
335
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,435
and then she
psychotically "haha'd" it.
336
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,870
What is wrong with you?
337
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,038
I told you that
in confidence.
338
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,873
Oh. Wait.
339
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,708
It was a mistake.
340
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,210
I'm sorry.
341
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,378
Wait, w--
342
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,114
Is it true?
343
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,517
I didn't want you
to find out like this.
344
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,452
I didn't, either.
345
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,654
I just could never find
the right time to tell you.
346
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,126
I can't...
I can't believe this. No.
347
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,061
Abby, wait.
348
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,830
Wait.
349
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,068
Ah... I mean,
I want to go upstairs
350
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,336
and watch that fight,
351
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,670
but then I also want
to stay down here
352
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,339
and watch Sam yell at Trevor.
353
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,874
This is a toughie.
354
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,680
Please, honey, open the door.
355
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,215
I just want to make sure
you're okay.
356
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,017
I don't want to talk
to you right now.
357
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,524
Oh, I really
screwed this one up.
358
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,460
What's happening?
Did they make up?
359
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,761
No.
360
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,630
Trevor's Folly, as we're
calling the errant text,
361
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,067
seems to have broken
this family irreparably.
362
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,501
Sam, I'm sorry.
363
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,037
I know I made you
look like a total idiot.
364
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,238
Thank you, Trevor.
365
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,507
And fair warning,
I changed my passcode.
366
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,542
Is it Jay's birthday?
Not even close.
367
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,310
Jay's birthday backwards?
Damn it.
368
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,012
The worst part is,
I hurt my daughter
369
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,549
and the man who did
such an amazing job raising her.
370
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,650
Well, maybe she just
needs a reminder of that.
371
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,087
What are you saying?
372
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,555
Remember that super
lame photo montage
373
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,723
Sam did of
her and Jay?
374
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,691
Ugh, yes,
so cloying.
375
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:46,859
So much poultry.
376
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,395
Okay.
I'm saying,
377
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,731
maybe we do one of those
montages for Abby and Pinkus.
378
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,334
So she can remember
all their great moments.
379
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,336
And there's only one ghost
I know who has the power
380
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,771
to physically touch a phone
and make that happen.
381
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,941
You talking about
Magic Fingers McGee?
382
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,275
No.
383
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,512
That nickname makes one long
for the days of T-Money.
384
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,780
It's full circle. This thing
started with a hero move
385
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,316
back when I gave him my pants,
386
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,419
and I'm gonna end it with
another hero move right now.
387
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,756
Is it a hero move if you're just
cleaning up the mess you made?
388
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,658
It's a hero move.
389
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,893
So, this Richard ghost,
he said that
390
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,096
Donna did do it?
That's what Pete's saying.
391
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,632
I feel like such a fool.
I really believed Donna.
392
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,000
Oh, don't be so hard
on yourself.
393
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,601
Of course you're gonna believe
anything she says.
394
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,202
She was way, way
out of your league.
395
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,604
Thank you.
396
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,372
Well, I guess that it's good
a ghost witnessed the crime.
397
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,975
At least now
you know the truth
398
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,309
and you can have
some closure.
399
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,978
It's too bad that
guy's ghost power
400
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,081
wasn't stopping someone from
being murdered with a pitchfork.
401
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,482
I know, right?
402
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,317
I actually didn't catch
what his ghost power was.
403
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,818
He did have something
cool, though.
404
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,787
Richard died with a Walkman,
and it still works.
405
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,789
Jay, something for
your ghost notes.
406
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,424
Uh, the ghost that Pete met,
407
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,293
who saw Donna kill her husband,
he had a Walkman.
408
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,261
Cool.
409
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,297
Although, one album
for all of eternity,
410
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,098
whew, hope it was
something solid.
411
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,134
It was a classic.
Prince. Purple Rain.
412
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,236
It was Purple Rain.
Ooh, good one.
413
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,739
Hold up. What year did
you say the murder was?
414
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,275
Uh, 1982.
415
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:13,346
Purple Rain didn't come out
till '84, which means...
416
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,648
Richard wasn't a ghost in 1982.
417
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,418
...Richard wasn't a ghost when
Donna's husband was murdered.
418
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,519
He was lying.
419
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,088
Oh, really?
420
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,755
Once again,
your collective failure
421
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,825
to recognize something
as gasp-worthy
422
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,827
truly boggles the mind.
423
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,330
Hurry up and send it.
424
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,468
It worked.
425
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,440
♪ Another turning point ♪
426
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,476
♪ A fork stuck in the road ♪
427
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,413
♪ Time grabs you by the wrist ♪
428
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,282
♪ Directs you where to go ♪
429
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,650
♪ So make the best
of this test... ♪
This is really moving.
430
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,453
That's right.
I pulled out the big guns.
431
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,089
Green Day.
432
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,624
♪ It's not a question,
but a lesson learned in time ♪
433
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,760
♪ It's something
unpredictable... ♪
434
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,697
I wish I could've been there
for those moments,
435
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,467
but Pinkus did
a really good job.
436
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,538
Ew.
Those braces.
What are those, military grade?
437
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,606
That was
an awkward phase.
438
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,807
Hey.
What?
439
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,043
She turned out lovely.
440
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,078
We can laugh about it now.
441
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,252
Hey, Dad.
442
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,587
Can we talk?
443
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,156
Of course.
444
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,125
I've had some time
to think about it, and, um,
445
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,762
I understand that you were
in a hard position.
446
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,799
It was just really
difficult for me to process,
447
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,501
but I love you.
448
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,407
Liar!
449
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,808
Excuse me?
450
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,709
You weren't a ghost
when Gerald got murdered.
451
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,079
You couldn't have been.
You're listening
452
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,980
to an album that
came out in 1984,
453
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,748
two years after
the crime occurred.
454
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,119
What? No, I'm pretty sure Prince
released Purple Rain in 1980.
455
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,255
No way, Jose. Prince released
Dirty Mind in 1980.
456
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,557
I know because my wife attended
the tour with my best friend.
457
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,825
They bought
matching T-shirts.
458
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,359
That feels fishy.
459
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,129
I see that now.
460
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,598
But what's even fishier is that
you lied about Gerald's murder.
461
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,934
Donna wasn't the
murderer, was she?
462
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,035
Why did you lie, Richard?
463
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,605
Huh? Why?
464
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,208
Why?
No-- Because my wife
was the murderer.
465
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,209
She hated Gerald, okay?
466
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,145
He was always parking his car
in front of our house.
467
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,579
It drove Linda crazy.
468
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,047
Why? You don't own the curb
outside your house.
469
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,650
It's an unwritten rule, Pete.
470
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,619
One night,
she got home
471
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,187
after a long day,
and there it was,
472
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,556
Gerald's K-car
parked right in front
473
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,458
of Linda's begonias.
She lost it.
474
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,328
She marched right into his yard
and stabbed him in the chest.
475
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,296
With Donna's pitchfork?
476
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,132
No. We planted that on the body.
477
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,899
Everyone always suspects
the spouse,
478
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,002
and people had seen Donna
with the pitchfork on Halloween.
479
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,504
She was a perfect fall guy.
480
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,340
What was the real murder weapon?
481
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,574
One of Linda's
garden tools.
482
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,144
We buried it
under the fountain.
483
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm sorry I lied.
484
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,280
It's nothing personal
against Donna,
485
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,749
but I didn't want my wife
to go to prison.
486
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,417
I loved her.
487
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,018
I still do.
488
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,157
The old lady?
That's Linda?
489
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,724
She's the murderer.
490
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,694
Hey, Abby.
491
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,329
I just wanted
to apologize again.
492
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,931
I was trying to be helpful,
but it wasn't my place.
493
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,967
Yeah, it was
pretty weird.
494
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,603
But it actually led
to a conversation
495
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,339
that I needed to
have with my dad.
496
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,342
They made up.
It was beautiful.
497
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,511
I'm happy to hear that.
498
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,848
I wish I could find out
more about Trevor.
499
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,783
My dad just
has that one
500
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,152
pants story.
501
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,819
They didn't really know
each other for too long,
502
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,988
and there's not a ton
about Trevor online.
503
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,624
Just something about them
finding his skull.
504
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,061
But look at that bone structure.
You're welcome.
505
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,897
You know, I was at the memorial.
506
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,533
Definitely learned
a lot about Trevor,
507
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,802
if there's anything
you wanted to know.
508
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,237
I mean, oh, my God, yeah.
509
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,072
S-So much. Um...
510
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,342
What was he into
when he was my age?
511
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,245
I loved jam bands,
512
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,847
designer drugs,
and my dog Bucky.
513
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:11,551
He loved jam bands
and his dog Bucky.
514
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,352
Bucky.
515
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,787
Okay.
516
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,790
I don't think that
this came up, but...
517
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,359
did he want kids?
518
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,896
More than anything.
I always wanted a family.
519
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,133
But, like, after I sowed
a lot of wild oats.
520
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,469
He always wanted a family.
521
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,872
Ask her, has she ever seen
The Cutting Edge?
522
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,673
Uh... What else?
523
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,175
I... remember someone said
524
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,879
his favorite movie
was The Cutting Edge.
What?
525
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,817
I love that movie.
Yes! Oh, my baby girl.
526
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,254
Okay, back to jam bands. Does
she like the Disco Biscuits?
527
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,788
I once smoked pot
with Brownie, their bassist.
528
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,223
Try to work that in.
529
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,330
NEWSCASTER
This cold case heated up
530
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,731
after an anonymous tip
from a Hudson Valley local,
531
00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,831
and now the octogenarian
532
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,633
murderer-slash-gardening
enthusiast
533
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,237
will find herself planted
behind bars.
534
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,038
Well, it all worked out.
535
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,473
I cleared my girlfriend's
good name,
536
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,841
and a dangerous old woman
is off the streets.
537
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,344
Hey, Sam, this whole thing
got me thinking.
538
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,746
What if you and I
were out there,
539
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,515
visiting crime scenes
and trying to solve murders?
540
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,084
Ooh. It's true, Samantha,
541
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,819
you have a traveling ghost
investigator at your disposal,
542
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,455
and yet here you are,
running a middling B and B.
543
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,157
Eh, I'm kind of a homebody.
I like to be cozy.
544
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,325
Cozy?
545
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,060
You could solve
all sorts of cold cases,
546
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,396
bringing comfort
to thousands.
547
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,930
I mean, how could you
be so selfish?
548
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,732
I guess I could do
what you're saying.
549
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,768
Although, then I'd have less
time to be here making pizzas
550
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,069
for you guys
to smell
551
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,238
or authoring your
vampire biographies.
552
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,340
You know what? Never mind.
Let's just drop the whole thing.
553
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,709
Sam is busy.
Mm.
554
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,383
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556
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